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Date: Sat, 1 May 2004 20:08:29 -0700
From:Charlie Sutherland <csutherland@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   girl george
an oakland institution, apparently

http://www.geocities.com/girlgeorge2000/GirlGeorge.html
Date: Sun, 2 May 2004 14:31:37 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   lame computer news article
This is a pretty lame news article, I thought, but the last paragraph
does use the word <i>fusty</i>.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3673737.stm
Date: Mon, 3 May 2004 19:58:49 -0700 (PDT)
From:Ben jenkins <tree@[xxx]
To:csutherland@[xxx]
Subject:   origami ideas

I thought you might find these inspirational in your quest to become an
origami master:

http://www.underground.zork.net/
Date: Mon, 3 May 2004 22:15:14 -0700 (PDT)
From:Ben jenkins <tree@[xxx]
To:bottlecap <churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   www.buttocks.com

http://web.archive.org/web/20000520024745/http://www.buttocks.com/
Date: Tue, 4 May 2004 10:34:38 -0700 (PDT)
From:Ben jenkins <tree@[xxx]
To:bottlecap <churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   doubletalk

http://www.doubletalk.com
Date: Thu, 6 May 2004 21:03:19 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Eye on the Yew
Some fun things are web cams at Biomedical Engineering and movie of
demolition at School of Public Health

.......................................................

http://www.plantext.bf.umich.edu/plantext/projects.html
Date: Sun, 9 May 2004 13:34:46 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   many ear-threatening treasures here
http://tinyurl.com/ypdfn
Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 11:15:02 -0700 (PDT)
From:Ben jenkins <tree@[xxx]
To:bottlecap <churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   oldie but goodie

http://www.engelbert.com/

(trying to do anything but work on this god-awful project I'm on. anyone
know of somewhere cool that's hiring?)
Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 12:34:06 -0700 (PDT)
From:Ben jenkins <tree@[xxx]
To:bottlecap <churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   thank goodness i don't work here

I just saw a man scolding another man for "wasting time" by not
bookmarking a page, but instead going to a website and clicking a link
every time he wanted to access it. But as opposed to just being a helpful
tip, the guy was actually ORDERING the other guy to make the bookmark,
very rudely, I might add.

This place gets weirder daily.
Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 14:23:20 -0700
From:"Benjamin Jenkins" <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:<churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   FW: Garbage
________________________________

From: Catherine
Sent: Tue 5/11/2004 2:01 PM
To: sfo.office
Subject: Garbage

If you want to rid your workspace of garbage, just take the refuse,
stack it nearby and mark it "BASURA". The janitors won't take anything
that's not marked (with a few exceptions, as some of you know) so just
putting boxes in the corridors won't do the trick. Let me know if you
need any help. Thanks for working to keep the office clean - I really
appreciate it!

catherine
facilities manager
Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 09:59:56 -0700
From:"Benjamin Jenkins" <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:<churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   mint julep links
ben: did you see mr byrne last night?
benl: yes, we had a nice conversation over delightful mint juleps
ben: oh. i was meaning on david letterman
benl: yes, that too
ben: what the hell is a julep?
benl: i'm not sure
benl: it's like bourbon and sour mix and mint
benl: i think
ben: mm

As such:

Southern Delight Mint Julep
http://home.att.net/~ejlinton/dom_mint-julep.html

The Buckner Family Mint Julep Ceremony Mint Julep Ceremony
http://www.thebucknerhome.com/julep/

The Mint Julep Letter
http://www.civilwarhome.com/mintjulep.htm
Date: Fri, 14 May 2004 22:47:31 -0700
From:Charlie Sutherland <csutherland@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   lincoln's gettysburg address, rendered as a powerpoint presentation. hilarious!
http://www.norvig.com/Gettysburg/sld001.htm
Date: Sun, 16 May 2004 15:50:00 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Mexican Air Force Pilots Film UFOs
http://tinyurl.com/3ha78
Date: Sun, 16 May 2004 16:07:54 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   And, these are dark times indeed...
Perhaps this is something the Maya knew about. Keep December 27, 2012
marked on your calendar.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0515globaldimming15.html
Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 14:29:17 -0700
From:"Benjamin Jenkins" <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:<churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Colin Powell
Video of the Colin Powell Meet the Press interview where his press =
secretary tries to end the interview mid-stream.
=20
http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/7298
Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 15:19:09 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Fwd: Your not parinoid if their really out to get you
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: <someone>
Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 13:27:03 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Your not parinoid if their really out to get you

I'm being sought on a warrent apparently, I was informed of this by a
worker at the Delonis Center. I have a question fo the Ann Arbor
Police Department and University of Michigan's Department of Public
Saftey as I prepare toturn myself in.

What am I being charged with?

--- an agent of Simplex Algorithms an Arkansas based government and
non governmental contractor and supplier
Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 22:49:50 -0400
From:"Benjamin J. Levy" <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   An excellent way to blow 5 bills
Not that I've done this...

http://www.rhinohandmade.com/artistink/
Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 12:21:41 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   foreign language fun
http://www.tragisk.com/index.php?id=brev001
Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 21:47:59 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Library by Rem
I enjoy his books and I think I'd like to visit this building a lot,
but maybe not live right next to it.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/news/local/library/photogalleries/spl1.html
Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 21:29:08 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   This will make music play on your computer
http://www.selfmusic.net/
Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 11:50:32 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Cookie Mongoloid
"Cookie Mongoloid is Sesame Speed Metal! See the Cookie Mongoloid in
all his blue, furry, googly-eyed glory backed by the baddest of gender
mixed metal bands as they decimate and regurgitate your childhood
favorites in an abrasive metal wrath. See their harem of gothic
gyrators, the Cookies, demonstrate such elemental concepts as up and
down in a blaze of lights, smoke and pyrotechnic cookie shrapnel."

http://www.wearemongoloid.com/cookie/index.htm
Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 16:14:36 -0700
From:Charlie Sutherland <csutherland@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Potential Robotics

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~devin/
Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 16:36:23 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   "Our machine is called the laundry thingeamabober."
http://tinyurl.com/278u4
Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 17:42:14 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Searchable Statements on Iraq
http://www.house.gov/reform/min/features/iraq_on_the_record/
Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 15:39:13 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Fun Foods to ...
http://www.djknockout.iwarp.com/funfoods.htm
Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 01:08:40 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Marionettes
If they were a little cheaper it would be more tempting...

http://tinyurl.com/374fm
Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 15:10:20 -0700
From:Charlie Sutherland <csutherland@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   "But can she cook, too?"
Yes, Ben, those dolls on a string sure look fun. But can they compare
to these?

http://realdoll.com/

Scary shit, people. You've been warned.
Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 23:22:02 -0700
From:Charlie Sutherland <csutherland@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Touch=E9.?=
Tou-freaking-ch=E9, dude. Nice.=

May 2004

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