bottlecap

... that the two should be combined. Who wouldn't want a Dick Cheney
Sex Doll?

Well, you'll have to settle for W.

http://tinyurl.com/33cxy

Since Charlie is obviously interested in everything having to do with
Japan, and since I find it necessary to constantly relate everything
having to do Japan back to Charlie, I offer the following article
detailing Japan's diminishing libido:

http://www.usatoday.com/usatonline/20040603/6255200s.htm

pretty funny. just got this link off of kStyle's site.

http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/intro.html

That guy has really bad taste. All my favourite flags were in his
"failing" category.

Make sure your speaker volume is set to 11.

http://www.ishipress.com/

http://www.kontraband.com/?p=movies.asp?ID=1120

Enjoy!

On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 01:51:55 -0700, Charlie Sutherland
<csutherland@[xxx] wrote:
>
> one-legged dance dance. post the sheeit.
>

I thought this was a good spam subject... give my interests in Borges,
numbers, and oddness.

Begin forwarded message:

> From: "Isaac Schulz" <xfqdtqraxhzpvx@[xxx]
> Date: June 10, 2004 4:15:19 AM EDT
> To: "Benlevy" <benlevy@[xxx]
> Subject: chestnut labyrinths defined by 2
> Reply-To: "Isaac Schulz" <xfqdtqraxhzpvx@[xxx]
>
> Benlevy,'
>
> 75%off for all New Softwares.
> WindowXP,Photoshop,Window2003...etcMore
>
>
> --
> cornucopia dublin jarvin olga crestview buzzy lank affront haplology
> refusal perversion amphibious meteorology software meadowland delhi
> osmium database abbas anglophobia germantown

I was worried we didn't have this in this country...

http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/np/systematics/usfungu.htm

http://tinyurl.com/ytnmg

ummm. puff, puff.

http://tinyurl.com/38occ

Old?

http://www.thenewdeal.ca/

From: Peter
Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 3:34 PM
To: Ben; Shawn
Subject: RE: eno

Yes, yes, exactly what I was thinking. The afro is back and now,
thankfully the enfro is making a comeback as well. Some heavy mascara
and a split-to-the-naval faux-leopard shirt complete the neo post-eno
look. Round it all off with some bubblewrap slacks and a pair of 14"
neoprene ultra elevator shoes for a look that's casual yet comfortable
on or off the court.
________________________________

From: Ben
Sent: Mon 6/14/2004 2:57 PM
To: Peter; Shawn=20
Subject: eno

http://www.encerradosafuera.com.ar/musica/brianeno2.jpg

- Beno

http://www.theargonath.cc/characters/elrond/picstoppic.jpg

Can you see where I'm going with this?

This is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

http://tinyurl.com/2pqy5 [Yahoo! news photo link]

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

...I can finally start to see the Hugo Weaving/Me connection in that
picture. I admit it. And I am currently wearing a tiara, and a
leapard-print shirt open to the waist, and lipstick. So what? Fuck you.

I'm just suggesting that you grow out your hair really really long.
If Eno and Elrond can pull it off, so can you.

ben

On Tue, 15 Jun 2004 17:19:14 -0700, Charlie Sutherland
<csutherland@[xxx] wrote:
>
> ...I can finally start to see the Hugo Weaving/Me connection in that
> picture. I admit it. And I am currently wearing a tiara, and a
> leapard-print shirt open to the waist, and lipstick. So what? Fuck you.

http://www.easleys.com/browseproducts/HOSTESS-DING-DONG.html

http://www.wigs.net/menswigs.html

(I'm sooo close to buying the "Jackie")

this trainer has balls of steel.

http://www.discdog.com/training/video/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3830521.stm

The congolese word is awesome.

I'm much more familiar with "naa," which, as a former Kansai resident,
I used all the time...

c

you know how all movie trailers have the same dude talking over them?
like, ALL trailers have that one dude?

well, here's one that doesn't, and it just kind of sounds...wrong.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/zhou_yus_train.html

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 11:06:50 -0400
From: [removed]
Subject: FW:

This is real -- from a receptionist who was hired and fired within two
weeks.

-----Original Message-----
From: [removed]
Sent: Thursday, June 24, 2004 8:49 AM
To: [removed]
Subject: FW:

-----Original Message-----
From: [removed]
Sent: Thursday, June 24, 2004 8:46 AM
To: [removed]
Subject: FW



I wont go into graphic detail about my day or ill throw up

lol



I got my belly button pierced today



im not exactly sure y

i thought it would look sexy?

men would like it?



and now i realize i should not have



and i wont even go into how painful it is

cause thats not the big problem



but u know i have to clean it 3 times a day for um

6 to 9 mos



and no pool or beach water for 2 mos

um yeah



and i mean nothing can touch it

a big list of things to not do



and i almost passed out 3 times afterwards

no lie

i could barely hand him my credit card

and im so glad my friend went wit me to hold my hand

and now i tooooooooooo grossed out to even clean it or turn it

and like omg

and omg

i hope it doesnt become infected

and now i am a wreck over this

its toooo time consuming



ok so yeah i had to sit back down right afterwards

then i made it out to the living room in the place

and sat down again

then i almsot fainted a thrid time getting to my car

my friend was like um u cant drive yet

im like i kno

it took me 10 mins before i was able to drive again



and maybe i should just take it out

altho i know i havent given myself the chance yet to get used to it



omg





love,

12/14/03 He had the flu -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3318601.stm

3/23/04 His stock is down -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3561781.stm

5/7/04 Crew member falls to his death -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3692651.stm

7/21/04 Hit in the eye with a lollipop -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3825737.stm

7/28/04 In the hospital from pinched nerve -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3845995.stm

Another great spam subject.

Oh well.

http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/asia/story/0,4386,258832,00.html

"That shit is nasty!"

Faux-carb taste test -
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2004/05/11/low_carb/index2.html

http://www.axisofeve.org/

so little time

If you know me you might correctly guess that I like the end of this
post... a situation that's like some version of a situation that never
really happens, and it's happening.

http://www.davidbyrne.com/tour_journal_04.html Chicago IL June 21

...

Sometimes I get a hotel suite, as we are buying chunks of rooms and
the hotel throws one in at the price of a regular room for the "leader",
which is sometimes me and sometimes is Daniel. Well, today hit the
jackpot- it's a huge 2 story suite with a conference table, stereo and
most of all views of Grant Park and the entire waterfront.

So, I suggest as it's the last night of the leg we party in my
room...we hoard the wine and beers from the bus and backstage and order
some Chicago pizzas. Mauro brings a wallet of CDs and puts on Cartola,
which sounds lovely.

Wish I took a picture of this room- this suite that was given to us at
the price of a regular room. It's a rock and roll clich=E9- posters and
gold records on the walls, here's Robbie Williams(!) and big red
paintings of U2- there's even an autographed guitar hanging in the
bedroom.

The party is winding down, the place is a mess, hardly anyone is
left...by the stereo Mauro is trying to teach an Arabic Danish girl how
to samba...

As I watch the party I feel like it must look like we're living the
life"...but a movie or TV mini series version of "the life". The rock
dream. It's as if I've been plunked down in a movie version of what a
tour is supposed to be like but never is...but it's really happening.

The Clean Sweep Program is a checklist of 100 items which, when
completed, give one complete personal freedom. These 100 items are
grouped in 4 areas of life with 25 in each group: Physical
Environment, Well-being, Money and Relationships.

http://betterme.org/cleansweep.html