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Date: Sun, 1 Aug 2004 22:59:36 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Sadly, not to be released for gamecube...

Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 01:18:08 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Soggy

Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 14:37:51 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Fwd: ihatework
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ___
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 13:56:24 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: ihatework
To: ___, ___, ____, ____, ____, ____, ____, ____, ____


I forgot after a year of general unemployment how horrible work is. I
pray to god one day you know the pain of standing in my shoes. You'r
all rich spoiled bastards. I the lone under dog I will show you one
day.

I've finally come to the conclusion that I should stop blaming
government and the powerful for my problems and place it where it
belongs. Squarely on the shoulders of you all my uncaring and hateful
freinds.

I blame you ben jenkins for not being cool. Why can't you be Justin
Timberlake or somebody. Why? Why? I'm also blaming you for my mothers
new child. I don't want a little brother and it's your fault.

I blame ______ _____ Gotlib for me being Gay. I'd be strait for you at
least for a little while. You and dylan can go to hell you worship
Belzubub anyway. I know your plans to overrun the world with your dark
army of art lovin goat children and I don't like it.

I blame Gina not only for me being Gay also. That's all I had to say really.

Except that Jason it's your fault that i don't have a boy freind. You
tall dorky buch twenty five of white boy lovin why can't you take it
up the ass. I've tryed maybe after enough beers. Maybe someday you'll
come to realize your lust for dick but for the time being you've left
me alone. No man could ever approach the level of thee.

I go to court tommorow and I'm scared a little bit. Everytime I've
done something I've never thought I'd never do an illegal act agian
,but it looks like I've commited my last probationable offense. I'm
not going to prison I'll never go to prison. The county jail isn't an
option and I'm justI'm over the illegal life.

Let it be said though I'm the only nigga you know that did two one to
four year offenses and got probation. Not to gloat though. Oh, jason
in response to your email, sorry your freinds spill the beans ,but I
might be the only good co-defendent you ever knew.

I'm telling everyone to vote for Kerry now. It's over between me and
the republican party. The "Patriot" act being the why. It's an
invasion of privacy. So that's where i stand for the record.

Oh and for those of you that no longer live in Ann Arbor a Co-op
Stevens burned. This town has become even more sterile.


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an agent of Simplex Algorithms an Arkansas based government and non
governmental contractor and supplier

Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 16:02:58 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   still my favorite website ever

Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 09:52:56 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Pardon me

Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 15:14:56 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Neistat Brothers
http://neistat.com/index.htm

Goldfish.

(Haven't watched the others yet.)

Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 15:37:21 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   More movies

Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2004 19:50:47 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Today the paper version, all 711 pages of it, of this catalog showed up... some highlights...
You know, for dogs...
http://dev.neb.net/l.php/c

Tree fort?
http://dev.neb.net/l.php/d

Do you have a license for that Jerky Pistol?
http://dev.neb.net/l.php/e

Date: Thu, 5 Aug 2004 09:55:57 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Differential Girdle Spring

Date: Fri, 6 Aug 2004 21:32:28 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Creep

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 09:32:24 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Want to see this

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 09:35:04 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Harry Potter Fan-Band

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 17:30:21 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Cuddle parts

Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:10:43 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   I would be thrilled to own one of these...

Date: Fri, 13 Aug 2004 13:59:52 -0400
From:Benjamin Levy <benlevy@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   buy it now, before the election attacks

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 01:33:05 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Watch it
'else you might get a 'cap in your ass

Date: Sun, 22 Aug 2004 00:12:28 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   swoon

Date: Sun, 22 Aug 2004 20:54:59 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   child costumes

Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 14:47:56 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   !@#!@$!@[xxx]
Kicking myself 'cuz these guys were in San Francisco in May for about a month!

http://www.galumpha.com/

Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 15:12:13 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Balancing insanity
I saw these guys on Letterman/Leno or something awhile back, finally
found out who they are!

http://www.alexisbrothers.com/

(the 2nd video is a hoot)

Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004 23:22:43 -0700
From:Ben jenkins <bjenkins@[xxx]
To:churchkey@[xxx]
Subject:   Fwd: glass houses
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Charlie Sutherland <csutherland@[xxx]
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004 23:13:16 -0700
Subject: Re: glass houses
To: ben@[xxx]


On Tuesday, August 31, 2004, at 11:09 PM, Ben jenkins wrote:

> Indeed.

At least I work for CHILDREN. You work for SATAN.

lol!

c

August 2004

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